Ivory of Ocean Grove is a member of a designer breed “Goldendoodle.” (Golden Retriever and a Standard Poodle) Paul Goldfinger photo 5/29/17 at the Memorial Day parade heading east on Main.
By Paul Goldfinger. Blogfinger.net. 2017
Next year science may deliver a humandoodle. Sort of a combination of a person who is curious, frisky and wants to talk and a poodle which is friendly and likes to smell things and eat doggy treats.
You can train this breed to take its own poop bag to the park where it will use it, tie it, and toss it out. Since the Goldendoodle is part French, it will enjoy a hamburger served on a brioche washed down with a little red wine and then a Gauloises cigarette on the porch.
THE BLUE VIPERS OF BROOKLYN: