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Modern OG history… Cockamamie* quotes: “Parking gridlock—-it’s only a few weekends each summer.” 2018 post.

July 26, 2023 by Blogfinger

Hi Mom!   Bamboozle attracted 80,000 people to A. Park.   HELD IN MAY, 2012.   Many crowded the rentals and parked free in OG.  So, is May free of OG glut?   Paul Goldfinger photo.   Blogfinger.net

 

By Paul Goldfinger, Editor. Blogfinger.net.  Re-post from 2018. Ocean Grove, NJ

Did you ever hear certain Grovers belittle the parking complaints of residents in this way?   I have, and it is a cliché chosen to intimidate residents and trivialize the effects of parking distress on their quality of life.   Such talk often emanates from the mouths of realtors and speculators who want to build condos, sell houses, and rent residences and stores.

Here is a quote from a BF parking article last October, 2017.   “Jack Green said on Facebook that there are only about 18 days at peak season when there is trouble parking.” 

The truth is that there are many 3-day weekends and weekdays each summer and also on some spring and fall weekends where the number of cars exceeds the spaces in the Grove. The “season” actually extends from May through October.

When glut happens, there are  issues that  adversely affect those who live in town and ironically pay real estate taxes, one way or another.

Here is a link to our article regarding the “Parking Derangement Syndrome” first described at the Blogfinger Offshore School of Medicine in Ocean Grove:

Parking derangement syndrome

Did you happen to notice the syndrome during the Giant September Flea Market which just happened? The F bombs were flying around the Pathway and landing on the two Norms’ porches.

This problem is about more than parking.  Crazed drivers were circling our streets looking for a space.  They were frustrated, wild-eyed, hot, and angry.    They were lured by advertisements promising a good time. (Fake news and false advertising)   None of the organizers provided any parking assistance (such as shuttles.)    If a parking space were to appear, its life expectancy was averaging 15 seconds or less.

This is no way to live; I don’t care if it is “only” 50 days each year.

Consider the email we got today from Rosemary of Ocean Grove:

“Good Morning Paul:
I just learned that 20,000 attendees are expected for the 2018 inaugural Sea Hear Now Festival  (art, music and surfing) in neighboring Asbury Park on the weekend of September 29 and 30)  Much of the available parking near the boardwalk was acquired by the promoters from the city.  Not sure if this is to provide parking for attendees or to have space to stage.  AP will also receive $1 from each ticket sold.  
I assume we Grovers will be competing for spaces over here in Ocean Grove as the spillover would appear inevitable.  Just when we were beginning to enjoy the relative quiet of the post season.
Best,
Rosemary
Editor’s note:  Thanks Rosemary.   Not only is the Camp Meeting Association of Ocean Grove striving to have more tourist weekends year round, so is A. Park whose parkers will be inundating the Grove.  The AP crowd won’t be happy until every weekend  in their city is filled with tourist lures.
And, if the North End extravaganza eventually gets built here,  there will be yet another source of that sucking sound which draws cars, SUV’s and giant trucks into the Grove adding to air pollution, water pollution, noise pollution and culture pollution which we already are experiencing.
My son’s dog Pooja can’t even find a place to poop lately.
The Zombies come by the thousands each October.    Last year a few lurched over to the Grove; this year it is OCTOBER 6.

2013 Zombies. A. Park. At least 20,000 will come this fall. Paul Goldfinger photo.  Click to enlarge the mob.

* Dictionary.com:

adjective Slang. cockamamie
  1. ridiculous, pointless, or nonsensical: full of wild schemes and cockamamie ideas.

 

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  1. on July 26, 2023 at 8:57 am Kevin Neil Chambers

    Once again, Neptune’s planner has refused to address the failure of the Township to incorporate RSIS standards for OG in the Township’s most recent Master Plan reexamination.

    The Planner has also failed to address its two illegal zones in OG: The Hotel Overlay Zone of the first two ocean blocks and the North End Redevelopment Zone.

    The three would be a major step in dealing with OG’s parking issues.

    It is impossible, when the Township is deliberately violating Federal and State laws, to expect them to do anything to help OG.


  2. on September 18, 2018 at 3:53 pm Long Time OG Lady

    Yup. You hit the nail on the head. GLUT!



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