Two generations join the Town-Wide Yard Sale on Heck Avenue in Ocean Grove. 2016. Paul Goldfinger photo ©By Paul @Blogfinger:
I had purchased a new Garmin GPS, so I placed my old one out on a table at our yard sale—- marked $10.00. A man came by and spent about 15 minutes studying it carefully.
Man: Does this GPS have night-time lighting and does it work?
Me: Yes
Man: How old is it?
Me: About 3 years.
Man: It’s too much money.
Me: (feeling charitable:) OK $5.00
Man (taking out his wallet and staring into it) I don’t have $5.00
Me: You can have it for free.
Man: No, I don’t want it. I want one with all the latest features.
Me: Sorry, but you need a new one for that.
Man: Walks away.
KENNY VANCE from his new album. Kenny—We miss you in Ocean Grove: —–PG
This one wins the prize!