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By Paul Goldfinger
Some BF readers think that we Grovers should find a way to pressure FEMA for financial help rebuilding the boardwalk. Well why not send some money to FEMA at 500 C Street, SW, Washington, DC? No, not a bribe, but just a few bucks for the office coffee fund.
We can raise the FEMA money by having a fundraiser—a bait sale on Blogfinger. We can catch the bait in the pristine waters of Wesley Lake. Customers will find us on the internet, and we can ship the merchandise to places where they don’t have bait, like Slovakia.
We will then send the “gift” to the FEMA office where they make decisions. It will go into their little tin box where it can be used for legitimate business expenses like Starbucks.
Any other ideas before we go over the cliff?
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