Paul Goldfinger at his and Eileen’s yard sale on Mt. Hermon Way, 6/17/23. He’s introducing his hoe to a shopper. He’s wearing his beach badge on his head.
TRUE CONVERSATION:
Setting– A true conversation between Paul and a young woman who is shielded from the warm sun by an umbrella.
Me: I’d like you to meet my hoe.
She: I am a hoe, too.
Me: You are quick with the jokes—a funny girl.
She: I know other hoes.
Me: If you ever want to return to OG, get off at Exit 100.
She: No, I prefer Exit 102.
Me: So you must be an Asburian.
She: What?
BARBRA STREISAND. From “Funny Girl”