Paul holds an alligator. It feels like a chicken. Eileen Goldfinger photo 2014.
By Paul Goldfinger, Editor @Blogfinger.net
They say that you should never smile at a crocodile, but this one smiled at me, so what the heck avenue should I do? If you go to the Everglades, you can get to meet crocs. We saw one munching on a large anhinga (bird.)
This little guy seemed harmless enough, although I held him/her only long enough to get this photo.
And, from Peter Pan:
“Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can’t get friendly with a crocodile
Don’t be taken in by his welcome grin
He’s imagining how well you’d fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile.”
OK, here’s a joke (get ready for special instructions:) An elephant is drinking in the river. A crocodile swims over and bites off the elephant’s trunk. The elephant looks down and says (pinch your nose) , “Very funny, very funny.”
I taught my grandson Noah this joke—it was his first joke.
Everglade’s air-boat. Takes tourists on a wild ride through the Everglades Wilderness Waterway. Paul Goldfinger photo.
Riding around the Everglades in an air-boat driven by a local denizen, you can get close to a crocodile. (I guess it could be an alligator…not sure) I think the guides have a deal with the neighborhood crocs who secretly get pieces of meat to come near the boat.
Hello. What’s that ticking sound? This one came to the boat looking for spare change. He wanted to go for coffee. I suggested Starbucks. Paul Goldfinger photo.
BILL HALEY AND THE COMETS:
My sister is still wondering exactly how does a balony sandwich feel since she heard our Grandma (“Nanny”) say, “I feel like a balony sandwich.” It has been a family joke for about 55 years…