Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David. comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com
July 5 parade. 2014. Eileen on the hood. Paul Goldfinger photo ©
Scene: Driving with Eileen on Asbury Avenue towards the circle. Our destination was Wegmans for coffee.
We don’t usually go this way, so Eileen is looking around at the scenery. There are many used-car lots and car repair shops. I see a sign that warns the public that Asbury Park is concerned about “quality of life” and has a “zero tolerance policy towards excessive noise.”
Paul: “Do you think that includes loud gunshots?”
Eileen: “Looking around, it seems like this would be a good place to buy body parts.”
Me: (There is a brief pause before what she said actually sunk in.) “Did you say……body parts?”
She: “Uh—- yes, I guess I did.”
Me: “You mean auto parts—right?”
She: “Yes…. watch out! I hate this circle.”
FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE “Cruise”