This photo was taken by Paul and Eileen’s youngest son on a beach in Florida. He was using an iPhone armed with an app smuggled in from Kurdistan. You must agree that this is parent abuse, and he will be sent to his room (which is something that he might not mind — there’s a cheerleader waiting there for him. What a brat!)

Torture by iPhone App. Photo by Michael Goldfinger
Should take “First Place.”
Now there is a postcard I need!