What say we fly over to Clancy’s for a brewski.
By Charles Layton. 2012.
Ocean Grove has a time-honored town slogan: God’s Square Mile. It is memorable and succinct. However, as we know, OG is really only about half a square mile – less when it’s flooded — and surrounding its Methodist core there has arisen a large and vital secular community. We think that community needs a slogan of its own. Therefore, here are our “top ten suggestions for a new town slogan.”
10. Ocean Grove: Not responsible for lost or stolen items.
9. Ocean Grove: A National Historic Site – but you can get a variance.
8. Ocean Grove: Gayer than thou.
7. Ocean Grove: Absolutely no mosquitos. Honest.
6. Ocean Grove: No parking at any time.
5. Ocean Grove: Property of Jack Green.
4. Ocean Grove: Where’s my bike?
3. Ocean Grove: Home of Blogfinger. (Well, why not?)
2. Ocean Grove: It only floods when it rains.
And the Number One suggestion for a new town slogan:
1. Ocean Grove: What do you have to do to get a drink around here?
Here’s a 2022 musical suggestion with Peter Allen: “Everything Old is New Again.”
What’s the weather for today? and where are we going for lunch?
Ocean Grove: Where judges will level no fine greater than $250
Ocean Grove: Where Asbury parks free!
Ocean Grove: only a short drive to Vic’s
Ocean Grove: A dry town where Methodists choose to live in tents, and gays live in FABULOUS Victorians.
These are awesome. I think Letterman needs to hire you guys.
Ocean Grove: Where angels we have heard get high.
Drive on Broadway at your own risk.
Ocean Grove: Steal it now, before someone else does.
Ocean Grove: Where doo-wop never dies.
Ocean Grove: Where the women are strong and the men are pretty.
Ocean Grove: Relive the ’50s with those in their 60’s
Ocean Grove: See something you like, just take it.