An old high school buddy, Frank, called me today and said, “Paul, I don’t want to hold you up. You’re a busy man.”

Me: “Thanks Frank.  Would you please make sure that is carved on my tombstone .”

So, do any of you have a preference about what’s on your tombstone?  Let’s do a contest. But we have one rule–It’s got to be funny.   It’s too cold to be depressed.

A sample….

The winner will get a signed print by OG artist Jack Bredin.

Maybe Jack  will enter the contest.  He has a rocking chair on his Heck Avenue porch, and when he is away, he leaves a sign on the chair that says, “I’m off my rocker.”

Or maybe he’s at his dancing lesson…see the Sondheim song below. It’s from a show called “Marry Me a Little.”  It is sung by Suzanne Henry.