“It’s a fine feather day, isn’t it?”
“QUACK OFF!”
Oh well, live life with no egrets.”

Photograph:   2/21 Paul Goldfinger photo. Ft. Myers, Fla.  Click to enlarge.

Winning caption by “Northender.”  Even though captions are usually not conversations, this was too punny to reject.

Thanks to all the captioneers—very funny stuff, but no booby prize–because, yes, we have no boobies today.  And where were the duck sauce jokes and the waiter’s special: duck?    PG

CAPTIONS SUBMITTED:

A pond that’s more than it’s quacked up to be.  (Michael Gillan)

Mom told me not to date ducks.   (Binary)

Try talking to a duck–all you get is fowl language.   (Myron Cohen)

“It’s a fine feather day, isn’t it?”
“QUACK OFF!”
Oh well, live life with no egrets.”       (Northender)

“Ignore me while I duck”   (Barry Sokol)

AND:  from the Internet:

Why do ducks have tail feathers?

From The King and I.