Groaners go nuts finding their true selves. They start a band.   Blogfinger photo at one of their boring meetings. ©

By Paul Goldfinger from the  Blogfinger Off-Shore School of Medicine Department of Insecure Personalities.

Some of you may be asked to fill out a “survey” provided by the Home Groaners.    It seems that they don’t know what they are good for,  so the residents of OG are asked to assess them via a “survey”

Unless you are one of the Groaner faithful you will not be able or willing to fill out that strange survey.   You will find their methodology to be incomprehensible and you won’t care much about the qualities they are asking you to judge.

Among those qualities, they want to know how you feel about their behavior so far  (preceding Covid 19.)  They want to know whether they are: “boring, out of touch, passive, helpful, action oriented, ineffective, knowledgable, professional, socially conscious,  inefficient” and others.  You must rate each quality on a scale of “very well”  or “not well at all.”

If you are evaluating “boring” you may not be sure whether to choose “very well” or “not well.”

My advice is to toss the survey into the digital garbage.  Let the Groaners’ board analyze each other.

And, by the way, why is the Parking Alliance going to bed with the Groaners?   There is nothing about parking in that survey.

And why doesn’t the survey ask, “Should we oppose the North End Plan or should we continue being aliens from another planet by supporting OGNED?”

Also why don’t they tell us if they support recreational marijuana in the Grove?  There is something to that silence.  Here is a song for them to adopt:

THE FRATERNITY OF MAN:   From Easy Rider: