Scene: A senior citizen goes to the counter to pick up his prescription for Viagra at Wegmans. He is greeted by a young, pretty pharmacist.
He: ” I’m here to pick up my prescription.”
She: She asks his name. “I have to check the computer.” (She types into her computer)
She: “Your prescription won’t be ready for two hours. Do you need it right now?”
He: (Laughing—is momentarily speechless)
She: There is a pause then the tiniest of smiles emerges on her face.
He: “2 hours will be fine”
—Paul Goldfinger, Editor @Blogfinger
WOODY ALLEN from “Everyone Says I Love You.”