Location: Home Depot in Neptune
Customer: I would like to buy a yard stick
Sales person: We only have the 3 foot size.
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True Conversations: Home Depot
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Conversations We’ve Heard
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Location: Wegmans, Thursday morning, November 8.
An African-American boy, about age 12, is walking with an older white man, about age 60, who is carrying a cup of coffee.
Boy: “Do you like it if I call you “Poppy?”
Man: “That’s fine.”
Boy: “As long as I don’t call you Bob….”
—PG
Conversations We’ve Heard
Posted in Conversations we've heard, tagged Conversation at Wegmans on October 13, 2012| 1 Comment »
Scene: Wegman’s checkout counter “7 items or fewer”
Checker (an older woman): What’s in the bag?
Man (senior citizen): One bagel.
Checker: Do you want cash back?
Man: No thanks.
Checker: OK. Now I can hit the final button.
Man: I’m old. Can you give it another name?
—PG
