Be thankful that this parallel parker doesn’t live in Ocean Grove. This is the worst parking job I have ever seen and qualifies for some category in the Guinness Book of World Records. There is no one in this vehicle. A Red Bank cop came by while I was staring at the situation and he didn’t even slow down. Maybe all Red Bankers park this way.
White Street in Red Bank. Blogfinger photo.
Addendum: Here is an OG parallel parker sent to us by an eyewitness with a camera:
OG parker. Guest photographer
Seasons General Store over on 69 Main Ave sells these awesome little comical Parking Citations! There are small boxes to check off like “parking over the line”, “misuse of compact car spot”. Perfect for these situations! haha slightly friendly reminder to watch your parking skills! Love using them around OG.
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