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Gotkas at the Flea Market

Gotkas at the flea market in Ocean Grove.  2005.  By Paul Goldfinger

Giant flea market in Ocean Grove., NJ 2005. By Paul Goldfinger

In Ocean Grove, there are quite a few New Yorkers whose second language is Yiddish, or, at least, who like to use Yiddish words.  The language of Eastern European Jewish immigrants is filled with words and sayings  that are useful as terms of endearment, insults or as spice in an English sentence.  You don’t have to be Jewish to like Levy’s rye bread or to learn a few Yiddish words.

In NYC, people use Yiddishisms in their every day conversation such as “shlepping ” a bag of  bagels, whitefish salad and the 5 pound NY Times  up the stairs on a Sunday morning.  So, we consider it to be a public service in the Grove to provide some new words from the “old country”  so you can communicate with your New Yawk neighbors.

In this case, someone has kindly hung their underwear from a tree at the OG Flea Market. If only lingerie could talk. Anyhow, the Jews of the lower east side knew nothing of fancy underwear, but they did have a word for underwear, and that word is “gotkas”  (rhymes with the Hannukah delicacy  ”latkes”).  There’s something amusing–even hilarious–about using this word to describe anybody’s unmentionables.  So, give it a try.     —-Paul Goldfinger

Note:   Last October we ran a piece on a similar theme — “My Mother the Indian”   If you click on the link, you can hear a Yiddish language song about a lovable hooker.

Link to My Mother the Indian

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By Paul Goldfinger. 2013. Copyright.

Twistee Treat.   By Paul Goldfinger. 2013. Copyright.

What if you just landed from Mars and you saw this landscape? You would wonder if there were life on earth and if there were, what would they do with the funny house?  And the poles and the  strange buildings and the thing with wheels?

You would say, “Let’s leave this odd and boring  place and get back home where the ice cream has a high butterfat content and there are dancing girls.”   Or perhaps you’ll say to the driver, “Let’s try the moon next.”

SOUNDTRACK.  By “Daves True Story” from the movie  Jack Goes Boating:


—PG

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Caroline Erlandson at the Lakes Park Farmers Market in Ft. Myers, Florida

Caroline Erlandson at the Lakes Park Farmers Market in Ft. Myers, Florida. Paul Goldfinger photo. January, 2013.    Copyright.

Caroline became friends with Eileen and myself after Eileen purchased one of her “two more pockets” invention where you can wear the accessory  (see above) and have your hands free once  you have stuffed your stuff inside.  Eileen wore her’s to the farmers’ market last Friday, so Caroline, a normally joyful person, jumped up and down and clapped her hands when she spotted Eileen.  ”Look everyone,” she exclaimed to the customers who were in the booth.    Caroline, who loves to interact with everyone walking by,  was telling some folks about the many versions, but I thought she said “many virgins.”

“Oh no,” she laughed, “I’m Swedish, and my English isn’t perfect.”    Well, it turns out that this tall Swedish model does speak perfect English.  She, her husband and children often appear in advertisements where perfect families are required, and Caroline has pictures from those photo shoots displayed in her booth.

A standing joke at Caroline’s display is that she constantly tells people about her web site, but there’s one problem—it doesn’t exist yet. But she thinks that’s the funniest thing and she promises it will happen soon.

If you want to purchase one of her fabulous “hands-free solutions” you can email her at:   Carolineerlandson@yahoo.com.  They cost $32.00.  So far, she doesn’t have extra large ones that would fit many men, but she is working on that.

SOUNDTRACK:   “Ain’t Cha Glad?” from the soundtrack of  the motion picture  The Aviator, by David Johansen   (He is a vocalist with the band New York Dolls:)


—Paul Goldfinger

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By Paul Goldfinger

Keeping yourself solvent has been difficult for many in recent years given a poor economy, high unemployment, taxes everywhere, and inflation.  People have to find ways to save.  I am no one to give economic advice, but Suze Orman is. She is a well known author, educator and TV personality known for her practical economic lessons.

I heard her speak on radio today, and she gave some simple yet wise advice as to how to remain solvent despite all the negative factors in our financial lives.images-2

1.  If you plan to buy something, ask yourself honestly if you want it or need it.  If  you need it, buy it.   Otherwise save your money.  Too many people spend their entire paychecks and do not save. Later they wind up with no money.

2. Learn to live with less.  If you have a car which is three years old and runs well, don’t buy a new one.  Keep this one for another seven years.  If you have a 3000 ft2 house, think about moving into a 2000 ft2 house.

3.  Try to find as much pleasure in saving as you do in spending.  Financial stresses can be horrible.  Savings can help you sleep at night.

These seem like powerful yet simple rules to apply to your finances.

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waffle-house

Photos and text by Paul Goldfinger

FEMA has named four corporations as the top companies in the U.S. for disaster preparation. They are Home Depot, Loews, Wal-Mart and the Waffle House chain of fast food restaurants. FEMA has been so impressed by the Waffle House company that they have created the “Waffle House Index” which is a metric that they use to informally guage the severity of a disaster.

Inside a Georgia Waffle House along Route 95.

Inside a Georgia Waffle House along Route 95.

Waffle House is a privately held company based in Georgia. They have 1,700 outlets in 20 states across the south and along the Atlantic corridor from the Carolinas down to Florida. Their restaurants stay open 24/7 and they are known for fresh, fast home cooked food. Waffle House restaurants do not advertise and they have achieved some cult status, being mentioned in movies ( a scene in“The Tin Cup”,) country songs, web sites and comedy routines. Traveling musicians, athletes and police love to stop there, and down south they call it a “cultural icon.” Each unit has a juke box and they strive to use diner lingo such as “scattered” hash browns, meaning spread out on the grill.

Much of their notoriety is because they try to never close during disasters such as hurricanes. They have manuals to guide their employees towards that goal. All the units have generators and other special equipment and they are prepared and supplied to continue cooking and making ice no matter what.

The WH Index was developed by FEMA in 2011 after several catastrophic Class 5 tornados struck in Joplin Missouri, and 5 of the WH stores managed to stay open when everything else closed. After a disaster, FEMA checks how the Waffle Houses are doing and they use a color code depending on whether the restaurants are serving a full menu, a limited menu or if they are code red (ie closed.) The commitment of the Waffle House company is so strong that FEMA knows that things are bad if Waffle House can’t function. We spoke to some of their employees who verified that pride and commitment.

Eileen and I stopped at a few of their units in the Carolinas and Georgia. They are small places with lively and pleasant staffs. A couple of times we went in at sunrise, and it was like an oasis with the lights on and the personnel ready. The shops are spotless, and all the workers wear clean starched uniforms. The cooking is done in the open. The cook faces the stainless steel grill and has a basket of eggs in front. She cooks the eggs in small fry pans reminiscent of what you have at home, and great care is given to prepare your food just the way you want it. She flips the eggs into the air and catches them without any breakage—I think it makes them taste better. The waitresses discuss your order with the cook, while you watch the action. It seems so comforting to be in one of these restaurants, especially if it is dark out and you’re on a journey.

SOUNDTRACK. Annette Hanshaw and the boys in the band:


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Richard Ben Cramer in the Philadelphia Inquirer newsroom, celebrating his 1979 ulitzer Prize

Richard Ben Cramer in the Philadelphia Inquirer newsroom, celebrating his 1979 Pulitzer Prize

By Charles Layton

Let me tell you about a guy I knew, who died this week.

The papers ran obits on him, and the Internet has been burning up with commentary about his wildly original accomplishments as a writer. But none of the obits even mentioned that he and a girlfriend once brought a camel into the Philadelphia Inquirer newsroom as a practical joke on one of our editors. And very little of what’s been written so far quite captures the delicious hash of qualities that was Richard Ben Cramer, his mix of hilarious eccentricity, enormous ego strength, superhuman energy and originality as a writer.

At the Inquirer, we all knew Cramer was going to be big. He won a Pulitzer Prize for us in 1979 for his reporting on the Middle East – reporting that included an account of an audacious two-mile walk Cramer took across the no-man’s-land between the Israeli and Egyptian armies. His story simply described what he saw on that little hike; it emphasized not the conflict between the two hostile forces but rather the humanity of the ordinary soldiers on both sides. It was unlike any other battlefield account ever written.

He developed into a brilliant writer for national magazines, which eventually led to a publisher’s contract for a book about the lives of six candidates in the 1988 presidential race. That book, What It Takes: the Way to the White House, is acknowledged now as one of the two or three best books ever written about American politics. Some say it’s the very best.

After Cramer’s death became known this week, White House spokesman Jay Carney called him the greatest political journalist ever, and Joe Biden, who had been a featured character in What It Takes, said: “It is a powerful thing to read a book someone has written about you, and to find both the observations and criticisms so sharp and insightful that you learn something new and meaningful about yourself.” Working politicians do not speak that way about any other reporter I can think of. Only Richard Ben Cramer.

In a talk in 2011 to a group of students at the University of Pennsylvania, Cramer explained how he – a writer with no previous experience covering Washington – convinced Random House to give him a book contract. He said he told the editors, “Look, I don’t know who the cast of characters is yet, and I can’t tell you exactly what the story line is going to be, but you just give me a boatload of money and I’ll see you in a few years, and don’t worry, it’ll be fine.” That is Cramerspeak. I cannot verify that those are exactly the words he used in negotiating with the editors, but they do pretty much describe the deal he came away with. His advance, he has confirmed, was in the neighborhood of half a million dollars. Cramer was one persuasive customer.

Having struck that deal, he then had to go out and produce, which proved to be a problem. He arrived in Washington in late 1986 with no contacts and no clout. Most of the politicians who were going to be candidates in the 1988 race had never heard of Cramer. And when he started calling the offices of these bigshots – Bob Dole, George Bush, Gary Hart, Michael Dukakis, Joe Biden, Dick Gephardt – he couldn’t get an interview with any of them. He was put off, evaded and ignored. Even with his silver-tongued powers of persuasion, he couldn’t get the access he needed to these men.

“So I went to their home towns,” Cramer recalled, “and I talked to their mamas. Because who knows these guys? Their mamas. And I said, ‘Tell me about this kid, who thinks he is so great that he’s gonna be president.’ And they would bring out the photo album and the report cards and all their essays from school, and we would begin to discuss their son.”

After he talked to the mamas he went to see the candidates’ brothers and sisters, and then the mamas’ brothers and sisters, and the dads, and the candidates’ first-grade teachers and college roommates and first employers for summer jobs. And next-door neighbors, and roommates, and old girl friends, “and everybody they ever knew.”

Only after all that did he begin to follow the candidates around on the campaign trail. And by then, after all his meticulous background work, he said, “I wasn’t just another guy on the campaign bus, I was the guy that their Aunt Sarah had been calling them about. In fact, I was their only link to Aunt Sarah… So I was giving them news of their aunts and their cousins and their best friends and their old college roommate who they hadn’t seen for 30 years. And I knew more about their lives than they did at that point.”

Thus did he burrow his way into a deeper access to the candidates than any of the seasoned Washington reporters could ever dream of. He had simply outworked those other reporters. He understood the candidates far better than they did. Hell, he was practically seeing the world through the candidates’ own eyes. And he wrote a book that explained, in glorious depth of detail, how these extraordinary men got to be who they were and what motivated them to take up the most difficult task in politics: running for president.

The book came out in 1992 at 1,047 pages, a daunting length. Also, by the time it was published, the 1988 campaign was long over and a new campaign was under way. Perhaps for those reasons, What It Takes didn’t sell well. Which was a shame, because by the time the book was done Cramer had about burned through his entire publisher’s advance.

Sometime in the ‘90s, after his book was out, Mary and I spent a day and an evening with Cramer and his wife at an old farmhouse property they had bought in Chestertown, Maryland. He showed us around this large, weedy, unkempt place, explaining how he was going to have every room of the house wired for Internet access (the Internet was new then) and fix up one of the outbuildings (some old, falling-down chickenhouse or barn) as a writing office. He seemed almost as expansively enthusiastic about that money pit of a property as he was about his writing. He had grand (maybe grandiose) dreams.

Cramer’s next book would be entirely different; it would be about Joe DiMaggio. He was just starting to work on that one, and when I asked him what his vision for it was, he said he wanted it to be “tissue thin,” in contrast to the brick-thick political book. That notwithstanding, he was already growing obsessed with the research and maybe a little frantic, as was his wont. I came to think that his style of operation was to rope himself into commitments that put extraordinary pressure on himself to do the exhausting work those commitments required.

Published in 2000, Joe DiMaggio: The Hero’s Life did indeed turn out to be a much shorter book than What it Takes, but it was, like all Cramer’s work, comprehensively researched and gloriously well-written. It became a New York Times best seller. And although What It Takes failed commercially, it became, after 15 or 20 years, extravagantly praised by writers, literate politicos and, for all I know, scholars. It is still in print.

Cramer always said that what interested him most about presidential candidates was their willingness to pour every milligram of energy into this soul-crushing, family punishing, long-shot gamble to be president. He said he wanted to understand why a person would do such a thing.

But in my opinion Cramer was just exactly that type of person himself – a man who cultivated huge dreams and ambitions and then gambled the whole hacienda to make them come true.

When I think about Cramer I usually think about what Jack Kerouac wrote in On The Road: “The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.”

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The Jersey Shore it ain't. Photo of the beach at Ocean Grove, Australia, taken by Carol and Dale Whilden

The beach in Ocean Grove, Australia, is way different from the Jersey Shore.

By Mary Walton

When she was 10, as Carol Whilden tells the story, she had an Australian pen pal whose description of the country and its wildlife, especially those cuddly koalas, left a lifelong impression. Visiting Australia became “a long-time dream.”

That dream was the inspiration for a trip to Australia last month for Carol and her husband, local dentist and Camp Meeting Association president Dale Whilden. Their son Jordan, 22, who was on a break from his studies at Fuller Theological Seminary in Pasadena, also went along. Their travels took them not merely to Australia but to Ocean Grove in the state of Victoria, a sister colony founded as a camp meeting in 1887 by the same folks who brought you Ocean Grove, N.J. two decades earlier. 

On December 12, the Whildens arrived in what turned out to be a modern town of 12,000 located about 60 miles from Melbourne on Australia’s southern coast.

It looked nothing like their home town. “They had modernized everything,” Dale Whilden said. “I was a little surprised that there was nothing architecturally or measurably left of the original founding of Ocean Grove, Victoria, that we could detect.”

Dale Whilden headed for the town bookstore in search of a local history. He struck out there but did slightly better at the library, where a helpful librarian produced a paperback containing minor references to the Australian Ocean Grove, along with a few documents. It became clear to Whilden that the Rev. William Osborn’s tent settlement “had just sort of petered out” not long after its founding. He thinks the failure of a camp meeting to take root could be explained by its distance, at the time, from populated areas. Today, the Australian town’s only church is the Uniting Church, a union of three faiths, just one of which is Methodist.

Carol Whilden with her tee shirt from "down under." Photo by Mary Walton

Carol Whilden back home with her tee shirt from “down under.” Photo by Mary Walton

Meanwhile, Carol Whilden had gone in search of souvenirs. She hoped to find a tee shirt as a gift for a friend, but she was apparently out of luck. There seemed to be nothing in the shops. “I couldn’t find any tourist tchotchkes — no keys, no mugs.” Finally a clerk in the Ocean Grove Pharmacy steered her to the Surf Shop. (Yes, they have a Surf Shop, just as we did until it moved to the West Grove mall.) And there a shipment of tee shirts had arrived only two days earlier. They came in two colors, black and white, and had no fancy graphics, merely an all-purpose declaration that “Life’s Better in Ocean Grove.”

She bought a white one.

The Whildens got another surprise when they stopped in at the local newspaper, the bi-weekly Ocean Grove Voice. There they learned that the paper’s editor, Alan Barber, was at that very moment in Ocean Grove, New Jersey. He was interviewing and being interviewed by Blogfinger, among others. (You can read that story here.)

Now it was time to check out the town’s beach, a half mile distant. No boardwalk, no development and — could it really be? — no beach fees.

“We were surprised that there was no charge in the summer to go to the beautiful beach,” Dale Whilden said. As they strode onto the sand through a wooded area, they were attacked by biting sand flies. Unlike the New Jersey town’s founding ministers, who liked Ocean Grove for its absence of mosquitoes, the Australian contingent “apparently didn’t take into consideration biting insects,” Whilden concluded. Perhaps the presence of aggressive flies explained why the beach was notably empty, even though it was the start of the summer season.

Before leaving the area for the remainder of a two-week vacation that would include a day exploring the Great Barrier Reef and a side trip to New Zealand, Carol Whilden inquired at a visitors center about koalas. Turns out there was a stand of eucalyptus trees right down the road.

Koalas love eucalyptus leaves. An adult eats more than a pound a day.

“They were up in the trees,” Carol said. Adults and baby koalas, than which there is nothing much cuter. “Scores of them. I got a little crazy taking pictures.”

We asked her to send us one. Here it is.

The two OGs in contrast: They have koalas in eucalyptus trees. We don’t.

They have a pharmacy, we don't. Photo by the Whildens

We have historic architecture. They don’t.

The have wooded hills, we don't. Photos by the Whildens

They have beautiful wooded hills and bays. We don’t. Photos by the Whildens

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By Charles Layton

Happy new year, word wonks.

I’m thinking that our linguistic new year’s resolution should be about clichés. I hate clichés like sin. So in 2013 I resolve to avoid them like the plague. Avoiding clichés is going to be Job One. It’s going to be a game changer. A no-brainer. That’s what I’m talkin’ about!

Seriously, was this past year more cliché-packed than most? Especially in politics? It seemed so.

What if, in the coming year, our politicos and their enablers and hirelings and flacks made a real effort not to talk about (to pick one example) “kicking the can down the road.” That used to be an extremely apt image – much better than the older expression, “punt.” But after you’ve heard it three or four times a day it loses its magic.

Many clichés got to be clichés because they were magical — originally. When I first heard someone talk about “throwing out the baby with the bath water,” I was in wonderment at the pure genius of that. Now, through repetition, the image has lost impact. So it goes. (I’m always reminded of the man who read Shakespeare’s Hamlet for the first time and complained that it was full of clichés.)

Anyway, I’m for a bipartisan agreement that we stop referring to roads with cans in them. And that we forego the use of the word “spin” in its political sense; it’s making people dizzy. Also, no more references to a “fiscal cliff.” And no more accusing people of “politics as usual.” That trite little phrase that has come to mean both anything and nothing. In fact, accusing someone of politics as usual has itself become politics as usual.

I’d also ask Christian conservatives to stop accusing secular liberals of waging a “war on Christmas” – a phrase as seasonally predictable as an Andy Williams song — and that liberals, in return, stop calling out conservatives over “the war on women.” Discarding the “war on” shorthand might allow both groups to frame their complaints more precisely.

The “war on” motif began in the 60s, to my recollection, when Lyndon Johnson declared war on poverty. It sounded pretty cool back then – until the war on poverty got displaced by a real war in Vietnam. But in the 70s Nixon tried to have a war on cancer. And then came the war on drugs, which has had a longer run than Cats. Bush launched a war on terror. More recently, according to the New York newspapers, Mayor Bloomberg has had both a “war on guns” and a “war on soda.” In between, we’ve had various “culture wars” along with wars on crime, inflation, obesity, germs – everything except a war on wars. I read a headline the other day that said: “Putin Declares War on Orphans.” Thus does a once-vigorous metaphor become shriveled and exhausted, and thus do its users betray their linguistic laziness. “War on” has become a headline writer’s cute little joke.

Sports produces even more clichés than government and politics. It’s amazing how long baseball announcers have been yelling, “It’s outta here!”

But basic sports terms have a way of transmogrifying into political clichés. Horse race terms predominate during election campaigns, when candidates try to “break out of the pack” and become “front runners.” Sometimes they run “neck and neck” or even have a “photo finish.”

Just to shock us out of our cataleptic boredom, I would challenge the commentators to take up another sport. How about cricket? Wouldn’t it be great if they started announcing that Obama had served up a zooter to Congress, or that the New Jersey Democrats had denounced Christie for bowling grubbers and beamers. I’d buy tickets to that.

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Beach Avenue on the night of the hurricane. Photo by Janet's daughter, Juliana Cavano

Beach Avenue on the night of the hurricane. Photo by Janet’s daughter, Julianna Cavano

EDITOR’S NOTE: As a new year approaches, Hurricane Sandy is history for those of us fortunate enough to have emerged unscathed. For others, the memories cling, unforgettable.

Janet Mazur

Janet Mazur

The writer Janet Mazur, who lives with her husband and two daughters in the second block of Abbott, was among those hardy souls who decided not to evacuate on the night Sandy struck. She wrote of the experience on her blog, iamnotwiththeband, describing how they watched the water cascade down the street, “like a horizontal Niagara falls,” climbing ever higher, covering planters, swallowing a car. “Foamy water, the wind lifting little blobs of bubbly foam and depositing them on the doors, the windows, the side of the house.” 

Next came redemption. “The waters receded. Slowly. And then the tops of the plants were visible in those hidden pots and more of that car on Beach Avenue appeared. By dawn, the street unveiled itself – a tangle of sea grass, heaps of boardwalk the size of a mini van randomly piled on a street corner, knee-high sand drifts and even tiny dead fish caught curbside. Meet the new world order. And the damage remains.”

After living without power for 11 days, she wrote afterward, “I will never look at a light switch the same way again.”

In the storm’s aftermath, she found herself thinking about the five stages of grief and how they apply to hurricane recovery. Here is Janet’s version as she looks back on events.

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One: Denial – The morning after the storm, I tried to sweep knee-high sand from Beach Avenue with a flimsy kitchen broom. Heaven forbid anyone drag sand onto our hardwood floors. Meanwhile, power lines are down all along the street, the governor has declared a state of emergency and the basement is full of water.

Two: Anger – With no traffic lights to guide them, more than one impatient driver navigating Rte 33 made obscene gestures or screamed at other drivers who barreled through an intersection. Does anyone remember the rules of the road? And why are we angry at each other? Sandy is no one’s fault.

Three: Bargaining –  Those with wrecked waterfront property promise to NEVER, ever build in the same spot, if only the insurance company, or FEMA or someone will just cover all the damages.

Four: Depression - So many locals are weepy for no reason, lack energy, and nurse an overall melancholy. No surprise considering that we’ve all been knee deep in a hugely traumatic event. We’ve lost more than just stuff — our sense of safety and security has been abruptly upended. Hurricanes happen in Hatteras. Or on the Gulf Coast. This wasn’t supposed to happen to us!

Five: Acceptance – Remembering that the boardwalk where we took long power walks or trained for the Spring Lake Five is no longer there, we adjust. Eventually we settle into a different route. We may even come to like it. Some day/Not just yet.

– Janet Mazur

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The University of Texas tower — the perfect place for a sniper

By Charles Layton

Before last week’s massacre at Newtown, Connecticut — and before the others at Virginia Tech, at Fort Hood, Texas, at Aurora, Colorado, and all the way back to the 1999 slaughter at Columbine High School — decades before all those, there was the sniper shooting by Charles Whitman at the University of Texas.

I was there that day and witnessed it.

It was the summer of 1966. My first wife and I were students at UT. She had a class that day, and we had planned to meet for lunch as soon as her class let out. Driving in to meet her, I heard a radio report that a sniper had opened fire from the observation deck of the tower of the Main Library. He had already killed and wounded an unknown number of people and was still said to be firing down randomly as I parked my car nearby. “It’s like a battle scene,” the radio reporter said. “He fires a shot, and another shot, and another shot … it’s a battle between the sniper and the police.”

The radio said the sniper seemed to be a good shot. Some of those he hit had been several blocks away from the tower, about as far away as I then was. People were urged to stay clear of the campus.

But there was no way I was going to stay clear; I was worried about the safety of my wife. For all I knew she was one of those who had already been shot. She would have had to pass very near that library tower on her way to meet me for lunch.

By the time I parked, I could hear the rifle fire. Moving onto the campus, I tried to keep out of sight of the top of the tower where Whitman (we didn’t yet know his name) would have been. I dodged behind the Education Building, then behind a corner of Parlin Hall, which housed the English Department, and then behind a high stone wall running along the edge of a large grass-and-pavement expanse directly in front of the tower. Once behind that stone wall, there was nothing to do but stay put.

Policemen, sheriff’s deputies and other lawmen had taken cover along the wall, leaning out occasionally to fire a shot in Whitman’s direction. By the time I arrived they pretty much had him pinned down, although once in a while a hurried shot still issued from up on the observation deck.

I had been on that observation deck myself many times — we all had; it was the most peaceful spot on campus, just a beautiful place to stand in the fresh breeze and look out across the city of Austin and beyond, westward, toward the hill country. Anyone could go up there during library hours. You simply took an elevator to the 27th floor, then up one flight of stairs, then through a door that put you out on the landing. That’s what Whitman had done.

From where I stood, I had a partial view of the expanse of lawns and paved promenade between the place where I had taken cover and the tower building. It was an area called The South Mall, a large open space where students would often lie on the grass and read a book, or eat a sandwich, or play with a dog. It was the first place I ever saw a dog catch a frisbie.

On the day of the shooting, acts of high drama took place there. People were shot while trying to help other people who had been shot. These casualties, both dead and wounded, were lying on the ground when I arrived. I could see a young woman, alive and well, who had been caught in the open by Whitman’s gunfire and was now crouched behind the concrete base of a flag pole, out of his view but unable to move. She must have been terrified.

What none of us on the ground knew at the time was that three Austin police officers were making their way to the top of the tower in order to access the landing where Whitman was. The top of the building was square, with a somewhat ridiculous-looking Greek temple at its apex, clock faces just below that, and then below the clock faces a walkway that reached around the building on all four sides. It was an impressive act of bravery for those policemen to step out onto that walkway, not knowing around which corner the sniper might suddenly appear, rifle blazing. As it happened, they got the drop on Whitman and killed him.

I don’t recall how we on the ground learned that the gun fight was over and the sniper was dead. Maybe the news came by radio to one or more of the policemen nearby. But somehow we all knew at once, and we surged out from our hiding places, intending, I guess, to see to the wounded. Along with grief and shock, one could also feel a sense of rage in that crowd, as if we wanted to find the sniper’s corpse and desecrate it, hang it from a pole.

I saw a stretcher being carried out of the building with a body on it — one of three people Whitman had murdered inside the tower building. A blanket covered the body, and there was blood. After killing the three inside, Whitman had begun his potshot barrage across the campus, killing 11 other people. Earlier that day he had also killed his wife and his mother. He killed 16 souls in all and wounded 32.

I cannot claim that having seen that incident gives me any special insight into how people may be feeling now in Connecticut. The Connecticut victims were mainly small children. Ours were college students and employees. I didn’t know any of the UT victims personally.

Most of us in Austin had never heard of such an indiscriminately murderous act before. We had little with which to compare it. I believe most of us considered it a lamentable, freakish, once-in-a-lifetime aberration. Times were different in 1966. As my ex-wife told me in an email the other day, “My memory, very vivid, is how shocked we were that someone would take a gun to kill random groups of people. Now we are not so shocked.”

Not so shocked, but maybe even more distressed, and very saddened.

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Alan Barber (left) admires the great auditorium as Lois Hetfield and Charles Layton tell how Woody Allen once made a movie there. Photo by Mary Walton

Australian journalist Alan Barber (left) admires the Great Auditorium as Lois Hetfield and Charles Layton tell him how Woody Allen once made a movie there. Photos by Mary Walton

By Charles Layton

Alan Barber, who runs the newspaper in Ocean Grove, Australia, turned up in our town on Monday. Lois Hetfield, the Chamber of Commerce’s administrator, showed him the Great Auditorium, and then the two of them, plus a couple of Blogfinger staffers, settled in for some coffee and chit-chat at the Barbaric Bean.

While we were talking Mayor Randy Bishop dropped in, and he and Barber proceeded to swap stories and make comparisons between the two namesake towns at opposite ends of the planet.

Barber is vacationing in New York City. Since he was so close by, he said he couldn’t resist seeing his “sister city,” so he hopped on the North Jersey Coast Line and came on down.

He explained that Australia’s Ocean Grove, southwest of Melbourne, was founded in the 19th century by Methodists from our own Ocean Grove. The coastal area where they established a camp meeting, based on the one in New Jersey, was the domain of Aboriginal Australians at the time.

Barber’s newspaper, the Ocean Grove Voice, is a bi-weekly, or “fortnightly” as they say down under. He was born in South Africa, grew up in the United Kingdom, where he became a newspaper photographer, and moved nine years ago to Australia, where he had friends and a brother. He settled in the area of Melbourne, which he considers Australia’s most interesting city, and then “discovered Ocean Grove by chance, really.”

The spot of land where the first Australian Grovers settled, next to a beach, is now a park, but the Camp Meeting Association still survives there, although it isn’t the dominating presence it is here.

The Australian Ocean Grove was originally a dry town, under a covenant that is still sometimes cited when someone wants to prevent a business from acquiring a license to sell liquor. Still, alcohol is now served in that town’s restaurants and bars, and Barber said the local coffee shop, The Olive Pit, just got a liquor license as well.

That’s not the only difference between here and there. Barber said the beach area there has no sidewalks and no boardwalk, just dunes. The town has two business districts with a total of 60 or 70 shops, plus there is a big shopping mall. A second mall is in the works, he said.

Ocean Grove, Australia, has about 12,000 residents now, but Barber expects it to grow to 25,000 in the next 15 years “because there’s a growth area at the north that’s developing.” Bishop told him that our Ocean Grove has between 5,800 and 6,000 people, but that our population can swell to as many as 21,000 on a busy weekend, counting day trippers and hotel guests. (Hetfield said we have about 500 hotel rooms now.)

Mayor Randy Bishop of Ocean Grove gets the low-down from Alan Barber of Ocean Grove

Barber told Randy Bishop (left) that The Barbaric Bean reminded him of The Olive Pit in Australia. One difference: The Olive Pit just got a liquor license.

Barber was especially impressed by our Great Auditorium, with its seating capacity of 6,500. He said the only performance space in his Ocean Grove is in a little place called The Piping Hot Chicken Shop, which features local blues bands and an occasional visiting band from Melbourne. Bishop wanted to know whether any of the street names in Australia matched those in our town, so we all started ticking off the names of our local streets — Lawrence, Cookman, Heck, Abbott… There was only one match: Ocean Grove, Australia, has an “Inskip,” Barber said.

According to Barber, his Ocean Grove has had a much harder time preserving its historic buildings. Development “is almost a free-for-all at the moment,” he said. People are leveling older structures and building “square boxes,” and there is no historical protection under the law. He said there was a local uprising that managed to keep a McDonald’s from moving in, but the town has allowed a KFC and a couple of smaller chain businesses.

As darkness was falling, Barber caught a train back to New York. He flies home to Australia on Thursday. He invited us to come and visit any time.

Oh, but here is a coincidence. Barber told us that while he was visiting here, the president of our Camp Meeting Association, Dale Whilden, and his family just happened to be visiting Ocean Grove, Australia. Barber said he was told the Whildens had dropped by his newspaper’s office to say hello.

If you want to read Barber’s newspaper, go to http://www.oceangrovevoice.com.

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