By Paul Goldfinger (hoping the twerps leave me alone on Halloween)
Halloween has been delayed. We had three munchkins come to our house yesterday — that’s all. Eileen gave them little bags of M & M’s. The little one, about four years old, dropped the bag. Eileen picked it up, and the runt of the litter said, “I think it’s been opened.”
Eileen looked at it. It wasn’t opened. Eileen gave her a new bag. “Thank you,” said the precocious kid. And that was the end of Halloween. Now if only I can find where Eileen hid the candy.