Scene: Wegman’s checkout counter “7 items or fewer”
Checker (an older woman): What’s in the bag?
Man (senior citizen): One bagel.
Checker: Do you want cash back?
Man: No thanks.
Checker: OK. Now I can hit the final button.
Man: I’m old. Can you give it another name?
—PG
With a sense of humor like that, I’m sure that man has lived a great life!