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What say we fly over to Clancy’s for a brewski.

By Charles Layton

Ocean Grove has a time-honored town slogan: God’s Square Mile. It is memorable and succinct. However, as we know, OG is really only about half a square mile – less when it’s flooded — and surrounding its Methodist core there has arisen a large and vital secular community. We think that community needs a slogan of its own. Therefore, here are our “top ten suggestions for a new town slogan.”

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 10. Ocean Grove: Not responsible for lost or stolen items.

 9. Ocean Grove: A National Historic Site – but you can get a variance.

 8. Ocean Grove: Gayer than thou.

 7. Ocean Grove: Absolutely no mosquitos. Honest.

 6. Ocean Grove: No parking at any time.

 5. Ocean Grove: Property of Jack Green.

 4. Ocean Grove: Where’s my bike?

 3. Ocean Grove: Home of Blogfinger. (Well, why not?)

 2. Ocean Grove: It only floods when it rains.

          And the Number One suggestion for a new town slogan:

 1. Ocean Grove: What do you have to do to get a drink around here?

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Posted in Blogfinger News, Feature article | 12 Comments

12 Responses

1. on October 8, 2012 at 8:59 am Former Bicyclist

   Ocean Grove: See something you like, just take it.

   
   
2. on October 8, 2012 at 10:51 am Oldtimer

   Ocean Grove: Relive the ’50s with those in their 60′s

   
   
3. on October 8, 2012 at 10:51 am waterseller

   Ocean Grove: Where the women are strong and the men are pretty.

   
   
4. on October 8, 2012 at 11:17 am Mary Walton

   Ocean Grove: Where doo-wop never dies.

   
   
5. on October 8, 2012 at 11:23 am Happy2BinOG

   Ocean Grove: Steal it now, before someone else does.

   
   
6. on October 8, 2012 at 3:35 pm anita

   Drive on Broadway at your own risk.

   
   
7. on October 8, 2012 at 5:37 pm Paul @Blogfinger

   Ocean Grove: Where angels we have heard get high.

   
   
8. on October 8, 2012 at 8:53 pm Fat Al

   These are awesome. I think Letterman needs to hire you guys.

   
   
9. on October 8, 2012 at 9:07 pm OhGee

   Ocean Grove: A dry town where Methodists choose to live in tents, and gays live in FABULOUS Victorians.

   
   
10. on October 8, 2012 at 11:55 pm Randy Miller

    Ocean Grove: only a short drive to Vic’s

    
    
11. on October 9, 2012 at 12:07 am BillyBoy

    Ocean Grove: Where Asbury parks free!

    
    
12. on October 9, 2012 at 9:42 am Jason

    Ocean Grove: Where judges will level no fine greater than $250

    
    

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